Lazy Hazy Session IPA

All Grain Session IPA

The Lazy Hazy Session IPA is a perfect blend between the classic American Pale Ale and the West Coast IPA. This session ale is full of delectable flavors and perfect for those who want to indulge in a tasty drink. Its irresistible appearance will tempt you to enjoy a long and sensual sipping experience.

The beer pours a tempting golden amber color, with a pleasing hop scent that gradually fades into a robust, yet pliable malt base. A subtle hint of smooth caramel adds a touch of elegance to the bold blend of juicy tropical and citrus hop flavors that come through next, culminating in a satisfying finale.

You don't have to resist your heart's desires because the ABV is only 4.5%, it makes this irresistible drink even more tempting. And yes, we know it’s not a true “hazy” beer, we just like the title Lazy Hazy. It rhymes and stuff.

Mister Moew Moew's Extraordinary Malt Beverage Elixir

Pottsville Porter

Gather 'round, all you fine folks and flappers, for a tipple that'll tickle your taste buds and send your senses soaring! Step right up to the marvel that is Mister Moew Moew's Extraordinary Malt Beverage Elixir—a drink that'll make your grandma's secret recipe taste like watered-down cabbage broth! With a dash of pizzazz and a sprinkle of tomfoolery, this elixir is the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, and every other snazzy saying you can muster.

Ladies and gents, imagine sipping from a goblet brimming with the liquid dreams of a zany inventor and a jazz band conductor. It's a swanky symphony of malted magic, brewed in a bathtub-sized cauldron of merriment. Picture this: a harmonious fusion of flavors that'll have your taste buds tap-dancing a Charleston in jubilant delight. Each sip is like a time-traveling escapade to a roaring speakeasy, where laughter flows as freely as the elixir itself.

But wait, there's more! This isn't just a drink, it's a full-blown escapade in a bottle. Take a swig and find yourself waltzing with invisible partners, engaging in spirited debates with your parrot, and decoding messages from the constellations (though beware of star-crossed misunderstandings). So, all you sheiks and shebas seeking a beverage that defies gravity and leaves your taste buds applauding for an encore, hustle on over to Mister Moew Moew's joint and let the Extraordinary Malt Beverage Elixir whisk you away on a whimsical journey that's the cat's meow!

Laughing Monk Ale

Belgian Tripel Style

Indulge in the enchanting world of Laughing Monk Ale, a Belgian Tripel style beer that's destined to captivate your senses. Crafted with the dedication of an ancient brewing tradition and a touch of modern mystique, this ale embodies a harmonious blend of complexity and approachability, making it a true masterpiece in every sip.

At first pour, the radiant golden hue beckons, while a tantalizing aroma of spices and fruity esters dances delicately in the air. As the liquid gold caresses your palate, a symphony of flavors unfolds – from sweet malty notes that embrace your taste buds like a warm hug, to the playful interplay of clove and pepper that add a touch of intrigue. The Belgian yeast, a master of transformation, elevates the experience, lending a velvety smoothness and a whisper of orchard fruits.

Laughing Monk Ale isn't just a beer; it's an embodiment of craftsmanship and innovation. Its joyful effervescence and lingering, slightly dry finish invite you to explore the intricate layers within each sip. Whether you're sharing laughter with friends around the table or contemplating life's mysteries in solitude, this Belgian Tripel accompanies your journey with a touch of elegance and a whole lot of character. Raise your glass and let the laughter ring – Laughing Monk Ale is a testament to the artistry of brewing and the sheer pleasure of savoring a truly remarkable beer.

Bare Knuckle Bout

Dry Irish Stout

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and bear witness to the unmatched prowess of Bare Knuckle Bout Dry Irish Stout – a libation that'll have your taste buds duking it out for another exhilarating sip! Step into a ring of unparalleled flavor, where every drop is a jab of rich, roasted maltiness that'll knock your socks off. This ain't just any stout – it's a knockout for your palate!

Crafted with the precision of a bare-knuckle pugilist and the heart of an Irish bard, this brew is as bold as a heavyweight contender and as smooth as a seasoned charmer. The first glance reveals a deep, obsidian hue that beckons like the velvet curtains of a prizefighting arena. The aroma? A tantalizing dance of dark chocolate and freshly roasted coffee beans that's sure to make your senses tingle with anticipation.

And let's not forget the taste – oh, the taste! With each sip, you're transported to the raucous streets of Dublin, where tales of epic battles are whispered over a pint. The roasted malts deliver a roundhouse of flavors, while hints of toffee and caramel bob and weave like nimble pugilists. The finish? As smooth as a glove's caress, leaving you craving round after round of this stout masterpiece. So, gents and dames, raise your glasses to a brew that's a knockout in every sense – Bare Knuckle Bout Dry Irish Stout, the undisputed champion of your ale-loving heart!

Red Bearded Irish Ale

Irish Red Ale

Raise your glasses high, my fine friends, and let the legend of Red Bearded Irish Ale weave its enchanting tale! Straight from the heart of Carroll Beer's home brewing sanctum comes a brew that's as vibrant as the rolling hills of the Emerald Isle itself. Behold, a symphony of flavors that'll make your taste buds dance a merry jig and your heart sing an Irish ballad of delight.

Crafted with the passion of a bard and the precision of a master brewer, Red Bearded Irish Ale embodies the spirit of camaraderie and the warmth of a peat-lit hearth. Each sip is an embrace from a long-lost friend, a tribute to the tales spun over a pint in cozy taverns. And speaking of tales, let us regale you with a hearty Irish saying: "Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me."

So, as you savor the rich maltiness and subtle caramel notes of Red Bearded Irish Ale, let's raise a toast to life's adventures, to brotherhood, and to the simple joy of sharing a pint. Sláinte, dear friends, to the enduring tales and the hearty laughter, to the irreplaceable moments made all the more memorable by a brew that's truly a treasure from the heart of the home brewer. Sláinte!

'Merican Pale Ale

Pale Ale

Yeehaw, gather 'round, patriots, and buckle up for a taste of freedom like you've never experienced! Introducing 'Merican Pale Ale, a home brew straight from the heart of Carroll Beer's rustic brewery. This here ale ain't just a drink – it's a star-spangled celebration of liberty, rebellion, and good ol' American ingenuity!

Crafted with the spirit of a bald eagle soaring across the heartland and the finesse of a backyard BBQ pitmaster, 'Merican Pale Ale is as American as apple pie on the Fourth of July. With every sip, you'll taste the sweat of hard work, the thrill of a dirt road race, and the camaraderie of a honky-tonk singalong. This brew ain't fancy, but it's got more character than a small-town parade, and it's smoother than grandma's moonshine.

So grab your trucker hat, fire up the grill, and crack open a cold one of 'Merican Pale Ale. Let the flavors of amber waves of barley and citrus hops transport you to the heart of the land of the free and the home of the brave. It's not just a brew; it's a shotgun blast of unapologetic Americana that'll have you hollerin' "God bless 'Merica!" with every sip. So, cheers to the land where the beer flows as freely as the spirit of adventure – 'Merican Pale Ale, where the stars and stripes meet the hoppy delights!

California Dreamin'

Steam Beer

Hang ten, dudes and dudettes, and get ready to ride the ultimate wave of flavor with California Dreamin' Stream Beer! This righteous brew is like catching a gnarly wave right onto your taste buds, sending them on a far-out journey to the sunny shores of Cali, no plane ticket required, man.

Crafted with the sun-soaked vibes of a 60's beach movie and the groovy expertise of Carroll Beer's home brew magic, California Dreamin' Stream Beer is the liquid embodiment of good times and endless summer. With every sip, you'll feel like you're kickin' back on a Malibu beach blanket, catching rays and jamming to the sweet tunes of the surf. It's like a surfin' safari for your palate, featuring notes of tropical fruits that'll have you saying "Cowabunga, baby!"

So next time you're cruisin' down the streets of Buffalo, NY, and that winter chill starts creepin' in, just pop open a bottle of California Dreamin' Stream Beer and let the sunshine in. This brew is a one-way ticket to those carefree days of summer, no matter the season. So remember, when summer time comes to Buffalo, NY, sit back with a home brew and wish you were somewhere else – somewhere where the waves are tubular, the vibes are chill, and the beer flows as freely as the good times.

Moonlight IPA

Dark Session IPA

Within the shadowy depths of Carroll's brewing vats lies a concoction most arcane, a dark session IPA whose lineage traces back to the enigmatic Sugarbushers. This eldritch brew, infused with the darkest of malts, weaves together the spice of hops with the umbral, chocolatey essence of roasted grains. It is said that those who partake in this homebrew are touched by a strangeness, a whisper of the weird that lingers on the palate. The ingredients, of the finest selection, are as though conjured from the very shelves of antiquity, mingled with water as pure as that drawn from the mythical garden hose of yore..

The origins of this peculiar potion hark back to 1899, when Archibald Sugarbush, a merchant of fine attire in Buffalo, stumbled upon the "Naturom Demonto" in a hidden bookseller's alley in Budapest. This book of shadows guided him to form the Sugarbushers, a secret society that attracted the elite, from Seymour H. Knox I to Louise Bethune, under the cloak of night and the eye of the full moon. Their clandestine meetings, shrouded in rumors of the Buffalo Red Light district's full moon closures and the eerie turnover of faces on the Erie Canal, imbued their brew with an air of mystery. As the society evolved, from the tragic loss of Archibald junior to the frivolous playboy days of Archibald III, the essence of the Sugarbushers shifted from the arcane to the worldly. Yet, in each sip of this dark session IPA, one can taste the echoes of a secret past, a legacy distilled into the darkness, inviting those daring enough to sip from the chalice of the unknown."